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Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

Heath Franklin


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NZ's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to f*ck spiders!

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks. .

“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong its right’ moments” **** Chortle UK

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When

Thursday 16 May, 7:00pm to 8:10pm

Cost

Restrictions: R15

Adult $48.00
Concession $45.00
Group 6+ $42.00

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Where

Toitoi - Opera House, Hastings, Hawke's Bay / Gisborne
101 Hastings Street South, Hastings, Hawke's Bay / Gisborne

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